Aww, what a sweet thought... but maybe next time you could read me something that already exists.

So, have you ever had a guy try really hard to write you poetry, but you have a less than desired reaction? You know, instead of being like, "Wow, how awesome that you wrote me poetry! It's beautiful! I love it!" you cock your head to the side and just try to muddle through it, then shake your head and just say, "Well, he tried."

(And no, I'm not talking about N. The poem he wrote me for Valentines' Day last year was very, very sweet, it made sense and was all spelled correctly.)